Tuesday, May 1, 2007

University of YouDontLearnFuck

James studied B.Crap/Dip Shit at the University of YouDontLearnFuck.

First Year Courses:
Learning Why Knowledge Should be Avoided
Kabbalah/Numerology 1A
Astrology 1A
Respecting Old People No Matter What
Creation Science
Driving Slowly In The Right Lane
Physics For Poets

Second Year Courses:
Intermediate Superstition
Unnecessarily Wasting Resources
How To Have Simplistic Ideas About Everything
Extension Bible Studies
How To Ignore Reason
Eastern Medicine Method

Third Year Courses:
How To Entertain Guests
How To Put On 10kg In 10 Days
Beginner Fashion
Psychic Practical: Contacting The Dead

Fourth Year Courses:
Palm Reading
How To Only Be Interested In Stupid Things
How To Read Only Fiction & Biographies
Buying Rip-Off Goods

Fifth Year Courses:
Advanced Spirituality XXX
Being A Luddite
Religious Ethics & Anti-Abortion
Selecting Shitty Movies To See
How To Spend Money You Inherited

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